1. Where was your last holiday?

Abroard: Sidari Corfu with GF
Actual last holiday a long weekend in lake district in December with GF

2: Where will your next holiday be?

Maybe a caravan in UK? maybe some sun, dunno yet (with GF)

3. What was your best break and why?

Probably going to the States by Concord and the time I spent in Chicago.

4. And the worst and why?

Not sure, probably a family holiday in Suffolk, the accomodation was a diaster, we called it tumbledown cottage. All the furniture was ancient from several house clearances by the look of it. If you sat on one of the dodgy sofas too quickly dust would rise.

A total mess, never cleaned in years apart from bathroom and kitchen surfaces. Sombody should have told them Mr. Hoover had invented the vacume!

Place was subsiding fast, all floors uneven and door not fitting the frames.

The telly broke and we were told we would have to pay for a new one. The thing was ancient It had valves and took a week to warm up and the picture disappeared into a white dot when switched off. Dad took care of that with a suitable strong word to the owner.

Apparently they did not want kids staying there either but we were the only takers (we did not choose it either it was all that was available).

Stuck in a village 10 miles from the coast.

But the holiday was good.

Typical family holiday.
5. If money were no object, where would you go?

Have to be about 6 weeks road trip in OZ with GF, whole camper van / motor home thing with weekends spent in hotels for a bit of luxary and a change.

Flying first class of course.

And I'd have mobile internet in the motorhome to buy bargins on ebay while I am away,